Time Flies When Things Suck

I apologize for not writing anything for quite a few days.

So much has happened, and I don't like bogging people down with my poop.

He's the "previously on..." Teaser:

Car resolution. Broken tooth. Root canal. Bone contusions. Ripped ligaments. Shock therapy (no no...a tens unit to help my torn tissue). Cats sick. Better Business Bureau. Doctors, doctors, doctors. Enough pain killers that'll make Keith Richards swoon. Garlic Jims Pizza. Amoxicillin. Taking over the Legendaries (just temp!). Hypertension. Isn't lupus a rabbit? Upcoming birthday.

Speaking of birthdays, i'm finally starting to feel old.

I've felt like I'm 16 all my life. I revel in the fact that I think this way. But yesterday, my resolve was shattered...

An old old man came in my line when I was covering the brake of the cashier. He paid with cash and took the change out of this little plastic purse with a slit on top. I And oh my god...I automatically thought...

"say... That's a great idea! I can use one of th..."

Before I could finish the thought, my mind almost seized on me as punishment.

I'm surprised I wasn't also jealous of his wide white belt and long shorts, gardered black socks, net golf cap, and chain for his "bifocals".

Didn't help my bones and teeth hurt. Oy vey. Who are you? Where's my soup?

Mmmm...soup....

by the way, why do people carry buttons in those change thingys?

Good news? My glucose level is excellent and normal with diet alone.
Bad News? My bloodpressure is like a frightened birds.

Could be worse, I guess. Gas could go over three dollars a gal...

aw crap...