Things that annoy me for March...NASCAR edition.

It's that time again: Things that annoyed me for March...

1) March: Nuff' said! Whatta wussy wuss puss of a month. A month that leads to...

2) NASCAR: The owners of the nascar frenchise so desparately want to make some mechandise money off of this. Now they're tring to get the women involved...you may think i'm making this up, but I saw at the market a NASCAR harliquin romance novel series. Time for that pit stop and a tire rotation, ladies!

Next target, males 17 - 65. Hmm... Lets see. Cars. Budwiser. Beer guts and lack of activity. Next?

Kids! Pez dispensers. Childs wear. Action figures of dreamy Jeff Gordon. I remember a saturday morning cartoon "NASCAR racers!", to hook the kids to the exciting sport. And If we all know kids, they love, just love, to sit still and watch cars circle a track 500 times. I remember seeing Spider-man 2 in the theaters, and durring the incredible subway fight with Doc Ock, a child was squirming to get away and started crying. The poor parent had to take the child outside and miss the $9.00 movie. Which brings me to...

3) Theater Babies: going to the movies with hundreds of other people? Leave the baby at home!!! You don't want to hear me talking or a cell phone ring? I don't want to hear you're screaming sugar fueled brat. I think they should not only have that "Please silence your cell phones" slide on the screen, but a "Please tape your damn kids mouth shut" as well.

But back on NASCAR for a bit. I watched it at work because it was the only thing on. And I actually laughed out loud when the anchors said durring a brake in the action, "While we have a moment, we'd like to wish Bob Smith a happy birthday and...oh wait...I apologize. We'd like to send our condolenses to his family. And our sponser, BUDWISER! the King of Beers!"

So touching. I wonder if the Beer King will send his birthday/funeral wishes from his royal court as well?

4) Guys that high five each other: unless they totally miss, then thats funny. What is it with some good ol' boys hooting like a couple of idiots at a bikini clad girl, then they turn to give each other a high five. Whats that?! That doesn't look cool. Even if the "hooting" turned a woman on instantly for some bizarre reason, that overhead hand slap will spoil the deal.

...man i'm exhausted...thats annoying too...